Friday night, David and I watched "Burn After Reading"...during one scene, a wallet is opened, and a Washington, D.C. driver's license is shown...a lot like this one.
I made the comment, "I didn't realize D.C. had their own license."
To which David replied, "Well yeah, of course they do."
I asked him, "Why do you say that? I didn't know that."
David: "Well all states do and without D.C. there would only be 49."
I'm not even kidding.
This conversation really did occur.
I took great pleasure in pointing out, to the geography guru, that he was, sadly, mistaken on the number of states and what exactly those states are...