When I was growing up, my dad referred to his toiletry bag as his "dock kit." Not sure where that came from, but that's just what it was called.
So I now call David's toiletry bag a dock kit.
Yesterday, as I was cleaning the upstairs bathroom, D pops his head and announces that all he needs is his docket, and then he'll be out of the way.
"Uh, your what?"
"What you call my bag...a docket."
Apparently, I need to speak more clearly...